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我从小就喜欢作弊，抄同学的作业每次考试我都想尽办法抄
直到高中
高考时终于考上我梦寐以求的大学，蓝翔技术学院
大学毕业后，我忐忑不安的带着那份抄来的简历去面试
公司考官一听我是蓝翔毕业的都对我刮目相看
然后让我回家等通知，第一家如此，第二家如此，第三家，四家
连着面试100多家公司，我期待的等了3年却没有一通电话打来
正当我爬上天台，想要结束我一生
猛然看到楼下电线杆上的招人启事，这是希望！
我不能死，这一定是老天爷给我的启示！
我飞奔下楼，扯下了招人启事
蹬着我的自行车歪歪曲曲的到了公司门口！
我紧攥着启事，暗自发誓一定要获得这份工作！
我紧绷着身体走进大楼
突然意识到没带简历
正寻思找个网吧复制粘贴一份的时候
一位戴着金丝眼镜，头发油亮的中年男士叫住了我
“你是来应聘的？”他打量着我，问道
我扭着头不敢直视，支支吾吾的回答“嗯~~对~~对”
他看着我笑了笑说：“我是这家公司的总裁，你跟我来吧”
“死马当活马医吧！”我内心说道，赶紧跟上去
跟着他，来到一间偌大的办公室，我吃惊地看着这房间的布局，感叹着奢华的装饰
幻想我以后也有这么一间办公室~~~~
“请坐吧”他伸出手看着我说
“你为什么要来应聘我们公司？”
听他这么一问，我顿时大脑一片空白
“因~~为，我~~觉得~~嗯`，你们公司~~嗯嗯~很”
“够了！”他紧皱着眉头厉声喝道
我被他这一喝吓懵了~~~呆坐在椅子上，吃惊的看着他
“你什么学历？有工作经验？”他往前挪了挪，慢吞吞地问
道 我红着脸小声的回答：
“蓝翔~挖掘机专业，没~没有工作经验”
他听我这么一说顿时往后一仰笑开了花
我呆呆着望着他，咬紧牙关~内心有一团火在剧烈的燃烧
他带着戏虐的语气说：
“你走吧，什么都不会。我们公司不需要你这样的人！”
听了他的话，我气愤极了，竟说我什么都不会！！
我再也无法抑制我内心的火焰！！！
我双手拍桌，怒站起来！大吼道：“老子会抄！！！”
“老子会抄！”在整个楼层回荡
门外的忙碌的人们，都停下了手中的工作，寻找声音的方向，而他更是呆坐在椅子上，吃惊的看着我
眼里充满了不可思议！
我喘着粗气，历着双眼看着他
他******微张的嘴慢慢闭紧，转而上扬
那是肯定的表情！他微笑着站起来，走到我的身前，张开了双臂，紧紧地抱住了我！
同时门外响起了震耳欲聋的掌声
而我永远无法忘记他在我耳边说的那句话
“欢迎加入迷你世界开发组”I have been fond of cheating since I was a child and copying my clas**ate's homework.
I try my best to copy every exam
Until high school
In the college entrance examination, I was finally admitted to the university I dreamed of, Lan Xiang Technical College
After graduating from college, I went to the interview with The copied resume nervously.
When the company examiners heard that I graduated from Lan Xiang, they all looked at me with special respect.
Then let me go home and wait for the notice. The first one is like this, the second one is like this, the third one, the fourth one
I have been interviewing more than 100 companies continuously. I have been waiting for 3 years without a call.
When I climbed to the rooftop, I wanted to end my life
I suddenly saw the notice of recruitment on the telegraph pole downstairs. This is hope!
I can't die, this must be the enlightenment from God!
I ran downstairs and pulled down the notice
I came to the gate of the company with my bicycle crooked!
I clenched the notice tightly and swore to myself that I must get this job!
I walked into the building with my body tight
I suddenly realized that I didn't bring my resume
When I was thinking about finding an Internet cafe to copy and paste a copy
A middle-aged man with gold-rimmed glasses and glossy hair stopped me
"Are you here to apply for a job?" He looked at me and asked
I turned my head and didn't dare to look straight at it. I replied faltered, "Yes ~~ yes ~~ yes"
He looked at me and **iled: "I am the president of this company, you come with me"
"A dead horse should be a dead horse!" I said in my heart, hurry up
Following him, I came to a large office. I was surprised to see the layout of the room and sighed the luxurious decoration.
Imagine that I will have such an office in the future ~ ~ ~ ~
"Please sit down." he stretched out his hand and looked at me and said
"Why do you come to apply for our company?"
Hearing his question, my brain was suddenly blank.
"Because ~~ for, I ~~ think ~~ hum ', your company ~~ Hum ~ very"
"Enough!" He frowned and shouted harshly
I was stunned by his drink ~~~ sitting on the chair, I looked at him in surprise
"What degree do you have? Have work experience?" He moved forward and asked slowly
Dao, I replied in a low voice with a red face:
"Lan Xiang ~ excavator major, no ~ no work experience"
When he heard what I said, he immediately turned back and **iled.
I stared at him blankly, clenched my teeth ~ there was a fire burning violently in my heart
He said with a sarcastic tone:
"You go, nothing. Our company doesn't need people like you!"
After listening to his words, I was very angry and said that I could do nothing!!
I can no longer suppress the flame in my heart!!!
I clapped my hands on the table and stood up angrily! Shouted: "I can copy!!!"
"I can copy!" Echoing in the whole floor
The busy people outside the door all stopped their work, looking for the direction of the sound, and he even sat on the chair, looking at me in surprise.
Eyes are full of incredible!
I gasped heavily and looked at him through my eyes
His slightly opened mouth slowly closed and turned up
That is a positive expression! He stood up with a **ile, walked to me, opened his arms and hugged me tightly!
At the same time, there was a deafening applause outside the door.
And I will never forget what he said in my ear
"Welcome to the Mini World Development Team"
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