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Is everyone ready for the big dance?How we have a dah only two women?
The women will just have to dawice as hard.
Edmund claims the first dance.
No, that is for the Dead Father.
Happiness of the Dead Father.
The Dead Father and Julie dang.
Edmund and Emma dang.
Thomas perf upon the kazoo. Alexander upon the flute. Sam upon the banjo.
The "Immigration Waltz" performed.
Light from the bonfires.
Is that horseman still following us?
Yes, still.
You dance very well.
Yes I do dance very well. You dance pretty well.
Thank you. Its kind of hard to dah this leg.
No really I mean its very smooth, sidering, but to tell the truth I really think this is a terrible dance.
Why?
Theres nobody here.
Im here.
Yes you but theres nobody else nobody new.
Do you want somebody new?
I always want somebody new.
Whats so good about somebody new?
Hes he newness.
Thats a little insulting to those of us who are not new.
Tuff titty.
Why do you keep looking around?
Looking for somebody new.
Who sent out the invitations?
Who hired the band?
Who laid on the champagne?
Who hung the crepe paper?
Who lit the bonfires?
Wish theyd play something else.
What do you want to hear?
Something new.
Anything new?
Anything new.
How about "Midnight in M<var>..</var>oscow"?
Thats not new.
I know but its pretty.
t dao it its too slow.
Youre a little picky.
I am a little picky.
What?
I am a little picky. I know that. Tell me something new.
Dont know anything new.
I know that.
What?
Who are those people over there?
I dont know they may be the horseman who has been following us or some of his friends. Attracted by the music probably.
No theyre not theyre he horseman who has been following us is not new.
They seem sort of dark and furry.
Yes now that I look closely theyre apes.
Yes I see what you mean they do appear to <mark></mark>be apes.
Owo three four five apes.
Yes theyre tapping their feet to the music.
Whats the tune.
Its the "Crabapple Stomp." I always liked that one.
Me too the only thing wrong with it is that its not new, do you think they want to dance?
What?
Do you think they want to dahe apes?
Ask them but maybe they would hold on too tightly.
Ill take a ce. Theyre new.
Maybe they would crush you with their incredibly powerful arms.
That would be new.
Probably they smell terribly.
That would be oo Im tired of all you sweet-smellers.
Whats that music?
Thats the "Carborundum Waltz."
I was always fond of waltzes. I remember --
Look shes not scared of the apes shes asked oo dance.
He dances pretty well, for an ape.
Whose idea was having this dan the first place?
It was the Danittee.
Well it breaks the monotony I suppose.
Yes I suppose it does that, in a sense.
I think some are male and some female the smaller ones are female, probably.
Yes theyre slightly mraceful than the males.
Im going to dah one.
Leave me here in the middle of the floor?
It will be new.
Yes it will <s>..</s>be new but I think its slightly insulting to be dang with a person and then leave that person alone in the middle of the floor and go off and dah an ape.
You have the daer this one. Ill write your name on my dance card.
I dont particularly want to dah someoer that someone has been dang with an ape.
you talk at all?
(Silence.)
Nothing?
(Silence.)
Thats new.
(Silence.)
You apes live around here in the dense underbrush and move in and out among the trees seeking fruits aables?
(Silence.)
Well you certainly are aplished dancers except perhaps maybe youre holding me a little tight?
(Silence.)
Thank you thats better I suppose theres no point in asking you your name is it all right if I call you Hector?
(Silence.)
Are any of the females your wife irl friend I mean, I suppose you dah each other a lot at night or at festival times special occasioor therell probably be repercussions about this the men dont like it I see that would you like a plate of chi or something oh I fot youre not a meateater and probably it would be wrong of me to get you started but there are some little cakes and things and I think Kool-Aid or the equivalent things ge their names so fast these days Im not sure its still called Kool-Aid may be just grape juice with a little something added to zip it up ouch! doesnt matter it was my fault where did you go to school excuse me that was a dumb question its just that when youre dang you usually feel like you ought to make versation and its a little hard wheher perso say anything.
(Silence.)
Well Ive certainly ehis da was new I introduce you to one of the other members of our party whos a good daoo lots of zest and a good personality youll be surprised some people think shes prettier than I although thats not the sort of thing I ent on I ha ha just e on over here for a moment and Ill introduce you oh my shes dang already well would you like to just sort of sit this o what a grip, lightly, lightly, thats better you do uand quite a lot dont you an amazing amount sidering would you excuse me for a moment I have to go to the ladies room or I mean I must leave you for a momeor let go of my hand now Ill e bad well chat some more I promise Hector let go now dont be a --
This is Emma.
Emma, Hector.
Hector, Emma.
He likes to dahat I tell you and dont be afraid hes really very sweet and quite new, a new experience I promise you that.
Th<samp>９９ｌib?</samp>omas approaches and asks Julie to dance.
Julie says that she is willing to dah Thomas.
I saw you dang with that ape.
Yes I was dang with that ape his name is Hector I mean thats not really his name I dont suppose I just called him that.
Did you want to go to bed with him?
Never occurred to me I just wao try it, is all.
Are you sure you dont have a fantasy of going to bed with him you were dang quite close I saw it.
Well he tends to hold oightly I dont think its sexual so much I just think he likes to hold on to everythiightly I mean I think thats the way he holds on to things. Very tightly.
Well it made me feel funny to see you dang with him and talking to him and all that and you certainly looked like you were having a high old time.
Well hes very pleasant and sweet and believe me I had my work cut out for me just keeping the versation going youve nothing to be jealous about nothing whatsoever Im surprised at you jealous of an ape whats that music?
Its the &quistration Waltz." He certainly knows his way around a banjo.
Yes I didnt know he played banjo I knew he played guitar of course but I didnt know he played banjo.
I didnt even know we had a banjo but Sam has been carrying it all this way and a pocket et too you should see it its only about eight or nine inches long but he gets a lot of sound out of it theyre made in Warsaw he told me amazing how much musical talent you find around almost everybody play something a little bit.
Yes I believe the Dead Father plays nine instruments he told me once what they were eight or he certainly make a banjo sing I think this was a good idea dont you everybody seems to be having a good time whose idea was it?
Edmunds. And Emmas.
Whats that theyre playing now?
Its the "Peion Waltz" I believe.
And the apes ing, crashing I suppose but I dont care, gives you a feeling of newness always good to meet new people get an idea of what others are like new perspectives as it were I wish they could talk almost made a mistake and offered Hector some chi salad probably a bad idea to get them started.
The Dead Father looks quite happy doesnt he almost benign one could almost fet about his wood chisels and all the rest of it seeing him sitting here keeping time with his meical leg and doing that what do they call it trailing I think I wonder where he learhat the old bastard knows a lot of different things you have to hand it to him product I suppose of his long years of. . .
Ouch! Im sorry probably my fault do you want to get a little taste of something Im thirsty look at that! that ape just knocked Edmund down now hes pig him up again now hes knog him down again oh God we dont want a melee youd better break it up maybe we could anize a lady-in-the-lake or something you try to get the apes in one line and Ill line up our people let me see twenty-three less the three playing plus five apes means roughly twelve on a side.
Well need a caller, Thomas said, Ill do that, that means twelve on a side.
The lines formed. The trio begins The Titanium Polka."
Honor your parthomas said, all gather round, theres a great day is run it in the ground.
Emma aor do-si-do-ing down the lines.
This is the best dance I have ever been to! Emma exclaimed.
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