HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN

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    ONCE upon a most early time was a hi. He was not a Jute or an Angle, or even a Dravidian, which he might well have bee Beloved, but never mind why. He rimitive, and he lived cavily in a Cave, and he wore very few clothes, and he couldnt read and he couldnt write and he didnt want to, and except when he was hungry he was quite happy. His name was Tegumai Bopsulai, and that means, Man-who-does-not-put-his-foot- forward-in-a-hurry; but we, O Best Beloved, will call him Tegumai, for short. And his wifes name was Teshumai Tewindrow, and that means, Lady-who-asks-a-very-many-questions; but we, O Best Beloved, will call her Teshumai, for short. And his little girl-daughters name was Taffimai Metallumai, and that means, Small-person-without-any-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked; but Im going to call her Taffy. And she was Tegumai Bopsulais Best Beloved and her own Mummys Best Beloved, and she was not spanked half as much as was good for her; and they were all three very happy. As soon as Taffy could run about she went everywhere with her Daddy Tegumai, and sometimes they would not e home to the Cave till they were hungry, and then Teshumai Tewindrow would say, Where in the world have you two been to, to get so shog dirty? Really, my Tegumai, youre er than my Taffy.

    Now attend and listen!

    One day Tegumai Bopsulai went down through the beaver-s to the Wagai river to spear carp-fish for dinner, and Taffy went too. Tegumais spear was made of wood with sharks teeth at the end, and before he had caught any fish at all he actally broke it  across by jabbing it down too hard otom of the river. They were miles and miles from home (of course they had their lunch with them in a little bag), and Tegumai had fotten t ara spears.

    Heres a pretty kettle of fish! said Tegumai. It will take me half the day to mend this.

    Theres y black spear at home, said Taffy. Let me run back to the Cave and ask Mummy to give it me.

    Its too far for your little fat legs, said Tegumai. Besides, you might fall into the beaver-s and be drowned. We must make the best of a bad job. He sat down and took out a little leather mendy-bag, full of reindeer-sinews and strips of leather, and lumps of bees-wax and resin, and began to mend the spear.

    Taffy sat down too, with her toes ier and her  in her hand, and thought very hard. Then she said--I say, Daddy, its an awful nuisahat you and I dont know how to write, isnt it? If we did we could send a message for the new spear.

    Taffy, said Tegumai, how often have I told you not to use slang? "Awful" isnt a pretty word, but it could be a venienow you mention it, if we could write home.

    Just then a Stranger-man came along the river, but he beloo a far tribe, the Tewaras, and he did not uand one word of Tegumais language. He stood on the bank and smiled at Taffy, because he had a little girl-daughter Of his own at home. Tegumai drew a hank of deer-sinews from his mendy-bag and began to mend his spear.

    e here, said Taffy. Do you know where my Mummy lives? And the Stranger-man said Um! being, as you know, a Tewara.

    Silly! said Taffy, and she stamped her foot, because she saw a shoal of very big carp going up the river just when her Daddy couldnt use his spear.

    Dont brown-ups, said Tegumai, so busy with his spear-mending that he did not turn round.

    I arent, said Taffy. I only want him to do what I want him to do, and he wont uand.

    Then dont bother me, said Tegumai, and he went on pulling and straining at the deer-sinews with his mouth full of loose ends.

    The Stranger-man--a geewara he was--sat down on the grass, and Taffy showed him what her Daddy was <tt>..t>doing. The Stranger-man thought, this is a very wonderful child. She stamps her foot at me and she makes faces. She must be the daughter of that noble Chief who is so great that he wont take any notie. So he smiled more politely than ever.

    Now, said Taffy, I want you to go to my Mummy, because ys are lohan mine, and you wont fall into the beaver-s, and ask for Daddys other spear--the oh the black hahat hangs over our fireplace.

    The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) thought, This is a very, very wonderful child. She waves her arms and she shouts at me, but I dont uand a word of what she says. But if I dont do what she wants, I greatly fear that that haughty Chief, Man-who-turns-his-ba-callers, will be angry. He got up and twisted a big flat piece of bark off a birch-tree and gave it to Taffy. He did this, Best Beloved, to show that his heart was as white as the birch-bark and that he meant no harm; but Taffy didnt quite uand.

    Oh! said she. Now I see! You want my Mummys living-address?

    Of course I t write, but I  draw pictures if Ive anything sharp to scratch with. Please lehe sharks tooth off your necklace.

    The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) didnt say anything, So Taffy put up her little hand and pulled at the beautiful bead and seed and shark-tooth necklace round his neck.

    The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) thought, This is a very, very, very wonderful child. The sharks tooth on my necklace is a magic sharks tooth, and I was always told that if anybody touched it without my leave they would immediately swell up or burst, but this child doesnt swell up or burst, and that important Chief, Man-who-attends-strictly-to-his-business, who has not yet taken any notie at all, doeso be afraid that she will swell up or burst. I had better be more polite.

    So he gave Taffy the sharks tooth, and she lay down flat oummy with her legs in the air, like some people on the drawing-room floor when they want to draw pictures, and she said, Now Ill draw you some beautiful pictures! You  look over my shoulder, but you mustnt joggle. First Ill draw Daddy fishing.

    It isnt very like him; but Mummy will know, because Ive drawn his spear all broken. Well, now Ill draw the other spear that he wants, the black-handled spear. It looks as if it was stig in Daddys back, but thats because the sharks tooth slipped and this piece of bark isnt big enough. Thats the spear I want you to fetch; so Ill draicture of me myself splaining to you. My hair doesnt stand up like Ive drawn, but its easier to draw that way. Now Ill draw you. I think youre very nice really, but I t make you pretty in the picture, so you mustnt be fended. Are you fended?

    The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) smiled. He thought, There must be a big battle going to be fought somewhere, and this extraordinary child, who takes my magic sharks tooth but who does not swell up or burst, is tellio call all the great Chiefs tribe to help him. He is a great Chief, or he would have noticed me.

    Look, said Taffy, drawing very hard and rather scratchily, now Ive drawn you, and Ive put the spear that Daddy wants into your hand, just to remind you that youre t it. Now Ill show you how to find my Mummys living-address. You go along till you e to two trees (those are trees), and then you go over a hill (thats a hill), and then you e into a beaver-s all full of beavers. I havent put in all the beavers, because I t draw beavers, but Ive drawn their heads, and thats all youll see of them when you cross the s. Mind you dont <bdo>藏书网</bdo>fall in!

    Then our Cave is just beyond the beaver-s. It isnt as high as the hills really, but I t draw things very small. Thats my Mummy outside. She is beautiful. She is the most beautifullest Mummy there ever was, but she wont be fended when she sees Ive drawn her so plain. Shell be pleased of me because I  draw.

    Now, in case you fet, Ive drawn the spear that Daddy wants outside our Cave. Its inside really, but you show the picture to my Mummy and shell give it you. Ive made her holding up her hands, because I know shell be so pleased to see you. Isnt it a beautiful picture? And do you quite uand, or shall I splain again?

    The Stranger-man (and he was a Tewara) looked at the picture and nodded very hard. He said to himself, If I do not fetch this great Chiefs tribe to help him, he will be slain by his enemies who are ing up on all sides with spears. Now I see why the great Chief pretended not to notice me! He feared that his enemies were hiding in the bushes and would see him. Therefore he turo me his back, ahe wise and wonderful child draw the terrible picture showing me his difficulties. I will away and g<var></var>et help for him from his tribe. He did not even ask Taffy the road, but raced off into the bushes like the wind, with the birch-bark in his hand, and Taffy sat down most pleased.

    Now this is the picture that Taffy had drawn for him!

    What have you been doing, Taffy? said Tegumai. He had mended his spear and was carefully waving it to and fro.

    Its a little bera of my own, Daddy dear, said Taffy.

    If you wont ask me questions, youll know all about it in a little time, and youll be surprised. You dont know how surprised youll be, Daddy! Promise youll be surprised.

    Very well, said Tegumai, a on fishing.

    The Stranger-man--did you know he was a Tewara?--hurried away with the picture and ran for some miles, till quite by act he found Teshumai Tewindrow at the door of her Cave, talking to some other hic ladies who had e in to a Primitive lunch.

    Taffy was very like Teshumai, especially about the upper part of the fad the eyes, so the Stranger-man--always a pure Tewara--smiled politely and haeshumai the birch-bark. He had run hard, so that he panted, and his legs were scratched with brambles, but he still tried to be polite.

    As soon as Teshumai saw the picture she screamed like anything and flew at the Stranger-man. The other hic ladies at onocked him down and sat on him in a long line of six, while Teshumai pulled his hair.

    Its as plain as the nose on this Stranger-mans face, she said. He has stuck my Tegumai all full of spears, and frightened poor Taffy so that her hair stands all on end; and not tent with that, he brings me a horrid picture of how it was done.

    Look! She showed the picture to all the hic ladies sitting patiently oranger-man. Here is my Tegumai with his arm broken; here is a spear stig into his back; here is a man with a spear ready to throw; here is another man throwing a spear from a Cave, and here are a whole pack of people (they were Taffys beavers really, but they did look rather like people) ing up behind Tegumai. Isnt it shog!

    Most shog! said the hic ladies, and they filled the Stranger-mans hair with mud (at which he was surprised), and they beat upon the Reverberating Tribal Drums, and called together all the chiefs of the Tribe of Tegumai, with their Hetmans and Dolmans, all Neguses, Woons, and Akhoonds of the anisation, in addition to the Warlocks, Angekoks, Juju-men, Bonzes, and the rest, who decided that before they chopped the Stranger-mans head off he should instantly lead them down to the river and show them where he had hidden poor Taffy.

    By this time the Stranger-man (in spite of being a Tewara) was really ahey had filled his hair quite solid with mud; they had rolled him up and down on knobby pebbles; they had sat upon him in a long line of six; they had thumped him and bumped him till he could hardly breathe; and though he did not uand their language, he was almost sure that the he hic ladies called him were not ladylike. However, he said nothing till all the Tribe of Tegumai were assembled, and then he led them back to the bank of the Wagai river, and there they found Taffy making daisy-s, and Tegumai carefully spearing small carp with his mended spear.

    Well, you have been quick! said Taffy. But why did y so many people? Daddy dear, this is my surprise. Are you surprised, Daddy?

    Very, said Tegumai; but it has ruined all my fishing for the day. Why, the whole dear, kind, nice, , quiet Tribe is here, Taffy.

    And so they were. First of all walked Teshumai Tewindrow and the hic ladies, tightly holding on to the Stranger-man, whose hair was full of mud (although he was a Tewara). Behind them came the Head Chief, the Vice-Chief, the Deputy and Assistant Chiefs (all armed to the upper teeth), the Hetmans and Heads of Hundreds, Platoffs with their Platoons, and Dolmans with their Detabbr></abbr>ts; Woons, Neguses, and Akhoonds ranking in the rear (still armed to the teeth). Behind them was the Tribe in hierarchical order, from owners of four caves (one for each season), a private reindeer-run, and two salmon-leaps, to feudal and prognathous Villeins, semi-entitled to half a bearskin of winter nights, seven yards from the fire, and adscript serfs, holding the reversion of a scraped marrow-bone under heriot (Arent those beautiful words, Best Beloved?). They were all there, prang and shouting, and they frightened every fish for twenty miles, and Tegumai thahem in a fluid hic oration.

    Then Teshumai Tewindrow ran down and kissed and hugged Taffy very mudeed; but the Head Chief of the Tribe of Tegumai took Tegumai by the top-knot feathers and shook him severely.

    Explain! Explain! Explain! cried all the Tribe of Tegumai.

    Goodness sakes alive! said Tegumai. Let go of my top-knot.

    t a man break his carp-spear without the whole tryside desding on him? Youre a very interfering people.

    I dont believe youve brought my Daddys black-handled spear after all, said Taffy. And what are you doing to my ranger-man?

    They were thumping him by twos and threes aill his eyes turned round and round. He could only gasp and point at Taffy.

    Where are the bad people who speared you, my darling? said Teshumai Tewindrow.

    There werent any, said Tegumai. My only visitor this m was the poor fellow that you are trying to choke. Arent you well, or are you ill, O Tribe of Tegumai?

    He came with a horrible picture, said the Head Chief,--a picture that showed you were full of spears.

    Er-um-Praps Id better splain that I gave him that picture,

    said Taffy, but she did not feel quite fy.

    You! said the Tribe of Tegumai all together.

    Small-person-with-no-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked! You?

    Taffy dear, Im afraid were in for a little trouble, said her Daddy, and put his arm round her, so she didnt care.

    Explain! Explain! Explain! said the Head Chief of the Tribe of Tegumai, and he hopped on one foot.

    I wahe Stranger-man to fetch Daddys spear, so I drawded it, said Taffy. There wasnt lots of spears. There was only one spear. I drawded it three times to make sure. I couldnt help it looking as if it stuto Daddys head--there wasnt room on the birch-bark; and those things that Mummy called bad people are my beavers. I drawded them to show him the way through the s; and I drawded Mummy at the mouth of the Cave looking pleased because he is a ranger-man, and I think you are just the stupidest people in the world, said Taffy. He is a very nice man. Why have you filled his hair with mud? Wash him!

    Nobody said anything at all for a longtime, till the Head Chief laughed; theranger-man (who was at least a Tewara) laughed; then Tegumai laughed till he fell down flat on the bank; then all the Tribe laughed more and worse and louder. The only people who did not laugh were Teshumai Tewindrow and all the hic ladies. They were very polite to all their husbands, and said Idiot! ever so often.

    Then the Head Chief of the Tribe of Tegumai cried and said and sang, O Small-person-with-out-any-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked, youve hit upon a great iion!

    I didnt io; I only wanted Daddys black-handled spear,

    said Taffy.

    Never mind. It is a great iion, and some day men will call it writing. At present it is only pictures, and, as we have seen to-day, pictures are not alroperly uood. But a time will e, O Babe of Tegumai, when we shall make letters--all twenty-six of em,--and when we shall be able to read as well as to write, and then we shall always say exactly what we mean without any mistakes. Let the hic ladies wash the mud out of the strangers hair.

    I shall be glad of that, said Taffy, because, after all, though youve brought every siher spear iribe of Tegumai, youve fotten my Daddys black-handled spear.

    Then the Head Chief cried and said and sang, Taffy dear, the ime you write a picture-letter, youd better send a man who  talk our language with it, to explain what it means. I dont mind it myself, because I am a Head Chief, but its very bad for the rest of the Tribe of Tegumai, and, as you  see, it surprises the stranger.

    Then they adopted the Stranger-man (a geewara of Tewar) into the Tribe of Tegumai, because he was a gentleman and did not make a fuss about the mud that the hic ladies had put into his hair. But from that day to this (and I suppose it is all Taffys fault), very few little girls have ever liked learning to read or write. Most of them prefer to draw pictures and play about with their Daddies--just like Taffy.

    THERE runs a road by Merrow Down--

    A grassy track to-day it is

    An hour out of Guildford town,

    Above the river Wey it is.

    Here, when they heard the horse-bells ring,

    The a Britons dressed and rode

    To watch the dark Phoenis bring

    Their goods along the Western Road.

    And here, or hereabouts, they met

    To hold their racial talks and such--

    To barter beads for Whitby jet,

    And tin fay shell torques and such.

    But long and long before that time

    (When bisoo roam on it) Did Taffy and her Daddy climb

    That down, and had their home on it.

    Then beavers built in Broadstone brook

    And made a s where Bramley stands:

    And hears from Shere would e and look

    For Taffimai where Shamley stands.

    The Wey, that Taffy called Wagai,

    Was more than six times bigger then;

    And all the Tribe of Tegumai

    They cut a noble figure then!

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