PART 5
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[Interlude][Cut to Shan Yu sitting on top of a tree. He cuts off the very top with his sword. His fal swoops buy and drops a doll. Shan-Yu takesthe doll, sniffs it, looks surprised, and drops down to the ground]
Shan-Yu [tossing the doll to Hun Strong Man]: What do you see?
Hun Strong Man [feeling the doll]: Black pine, from the high mountains. [Long Hair Hun Man takes the doll from Hun Strong Man. BaldHun Man #1 takes a hair as it passes by him]
Bald Hun Man #1: White horse hair. Imperial stallions.
Long Hair Hun Man [sniffing the doll]: Sulfur, from ons.
Shan-Yu: This doll came from a village iung Shao Pass, where the Imperial Armys waiting for us.
Hun Archer: We avoid them easily.
Shan-Yu [shaking his head]: No, the quickest way to the Emperor is through that pass. Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll. Weshould return it to her.
[End Interlude]
[Cut to Mulan by the lake with Mushu, Khan, and Cri-Kee]
Mushu: Hey, oh, ah, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?
Mulan [from behind the reeds]: Just because I look like a ma mean I have to smell like one.
Mushu [holding a towel c his eyes with his ears]: So a couple of guys dont ri their socks, picky, picky, picky. Well myself Ikinda like that chips smell.
Mulan [running by Mushu and jumps into the lake splash<samp>藏书网</samp>ing water on Mushu]: Ahhhhhhh.
Mushu: Okay, all right, all right, thats enough. Now, , get out before you get all pruny and stuff [holding out a towel towards Mulankeeping his eyes covered].
Mulan: Mushu, if youre so worried, go stand watch.
Mushu: Yeah, yeah, [walking in a womanly fashion speaking in womans voice] stand watch Mushu while I blow our secret with my stupidgirly habits. [back to normal] Humph, hygiene.
Cri-Kee [alarmed, tugging on Mushus whiskers]: Chirp, Chirp.
Yao: Me first! Me first! Me First! [Yao, Ling and -Po run by Mushu smag him in the face with colored boxers]
Mushu [gasps]: Ah. Were doomed! There a couple of things I know theyre bound to notice!
[Yao and Ling jump into the water. -Po dips in his toe to check temperature t藏书网hen jumps in causing a large wave. Yao and Ling ridethe wave towards Mulan. Mulahem and hides her face behind a lily pad]
Yao [calling]: Hey, Ping.
[Mulan peeks over the lily pad and spreads it oer c her chest]
Mulan [speaking nervously and unnaturally in a manly voice]: Oh hi guys, I didnt know you were *here*. [Yao, Ling and -Po share"this boy is strange" looks] I was just washing, so now Im and Im gonna go. Bye, bye. [Mulan hides behind a rock keeping her frontfag the rock]
Ling [from behind Mulan]: e back here. I knoere jerks to you before so lets start over. [extending his hand to shake hands withMulan] Hi, Im Ling!
Mulan [c her chest with her left arm, she turns and shakes his hand with an outstretched right arm, smiling]: Heh, heh. [Mulan turnsand wades away from Ling and runs into -Po]
-Po [taking a lily pad off his head]: And Im -Po.
Mulan [waving slightly and smiling]: Hello -Po.
[Yao stands on top of a rock looking down at the others. Mulan looks down into the water and hides her eyes with her free hand]
Yao: And I am Yao, king of the rock. And theres nothin you girls do about it.
Ling [taking a fighting stance]: Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping [elbowing Mulan] and I could take you.
Mulan [wading away]: I really dont want to take him anywhere.
Ling [following Mulan]: Ping, we have to fight!
Mulan: No we dont. [unnaturally] We could just close our eyes and swim around.
Ling: dont be such a g--Ouch! Something bit me.
Mush<dfn></dfn>u [popping out of the water between Mulan and Ling]: What a nasty flavor.
Ling [with fear and gusto]: Snake!
-Po [while all three of them climb up the rod on each other]: Snake, snake.
[Mulan whistles for Khan and wades back to shore. Khan es close enough to shore and Mulan hides behind Khan as she s a towelaround her body]
[Cut to Yao, Ling and -Po calmed down sitting on the rock]
Ling: Some king of the rock! [Yao pushes him off the rock]
[Cut to Mulan with towel ed around her]
Mulan: Boy, that was close.
Mushu [brushing his teeth]: No, that was vile! You owe me big!
Mulan: I never want to see a naked man again. [the rest of the troops run by naked and jump into the lake]
Mushu: Hey, dont look at me. I aint biting any more butts.
[Cut to Mulan outside Chi Fus Tent having dressed fully. Chi Fu and Shang are talking from inside]
Chi Fu [fading in]: You think your troops are ready to fight? Hah! They would not last a minute against the Huns.
Shang: They pleted their training.
Chi Fu: Those *boys* are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain. Ohe general reads my report, your troops will neversee battle.
Mushu [from outside the tent]: Oh no you dont. Ive worked to hard to get Mulan into this war. [to Cri-Kee] This guys messing with myplan.
Shang [grabbing onto the front of Chi Fus clip board]: Were not finished.
Chi Fu [pulling the board away]: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperors cil. And, oh, by theway, huh, I got that job on my own. [opens the entrao the tent for Shang] Youre dismissed.
[Shang storms out of the tent and starts to walk by Mulan]
Mulan [in a manly voice]: Hey, Ill hold him and you punch, heh, heh... [Shang walks by without reag] or not. [calling out to Shang] For what its worth, I think youre a great captain. [Shang pauses to glance back, then tinues forward]
Mushu [looking at Mulans fixed gaze on Shang]: I saw that!
Mulan [ily]: What?
Mushu [teasing]: You like him dont you?
Mulan: No, I--
Mushu: Yeah right, Yeah sure. Look, [pointing to Mula] go to your tent. [Mulan walks away with a look of delight. Mushu talks toCri-Kee] I think its time we took this war into our own hands [rubbing hands together].
[Mushu and Cri-Kee wait outside Chi Fus Tent. Chi Fu emerges with carrying a scrub brush and ed in a towel and with bigsh slippers on his feet. He whistles as he walks off. Mushu and Cri-Kee enter his tent. Cri-Kee uses his legs to write up a letter. Hefinishes and Mushu takes the paper]
Mushu: Okay, okay, let me see what youve got. From General Li, dear son, were waiting for the huns at the pass and it would mean a lotif youd e and back us up. [sarcastically] Thats great except you fot, "and since were all out of potpourri, maybe you wouldntmind bringing up some." Hellooooo, this is the army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what Im talkin about? [Cri-Kee startswriting the note again] Thats better, much better. [taking the note] Okay, Lets go.
[Cut to Khan drinking water from the trough. Mushu is on his back]
Mushu: Khan-ie baby, hey, we need a ride. [Khan squirts Mushu off his back with water from his mouth]
[Cut to Chi Fu walking out of the lake ed in a towel, sounds of laughter be heart from thbbr>.9９ｌib.</abbr>e troops]
Chi Fu [muttering]: Insubordinate ruffians. [then calling to the troops] You men owe me a new pair of slippers. And I do not squeal like agirl. [a panda bear ps down on the slipper Chi Fu i藏书网s holding] Aaaaaahhhhhh!
Mushu [sitting on top of the panda bear behind a dummy of a soldier using sticks to gesticulate with the dummys arms to push the owards Chi Fu. Cri-Kee works the mouth]: Urgent news from the general! [Chi Fu looks over the panda] Whats the matter, youve neverseen a blad white before?
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me! I think the question is: who are you? Were in a war man! Theres no time for stupid questions. I should have yourhat for that, [the panda starts walking forward] snatch it right off of your head [swiping with an arm at Chi Fus hat. Mushu turns the upperhalf of the dummy around after the panda passes Chi Fu. Chi Fu begins reading the message]. But Im feeling gracious today, so carry onbefore I report you. [the panda walks up a tree taking Mushu and Cri-Kee with him out of sight]
Chi Fu [looking around for Mushu but not finding him, then runs into Shangs tent]: Captain. Urgent news from the General. Were the front.
Mushu [from up iree]: Pack ys Cri-Kee, were movin out. [Cri-Kee high fives Mushu]
[Song: A Girl Worth Fighting For]
Army Chorus [troops walking up hill]:For a long time weve been marg off to battle
Yao [close-up of Yao, then a shot of 2 cows]: In a thundering herd we feel a lot like cattle
Cow [spoken]: Moo
Army Chorus [showing troops marg]:Like the poundi our ag feet arent easy to ignore
Ling [catg up to Yao and -Po]:Hey, think of instead,A girl worth fighting for [Yao, Ling and -Po look upwards dreamily]
Mulan [spoken from behind]: Huh?
Ling [grabbing Mulan and drawing her close while pulling out a terfold]:Thats what I said, a girl worth fighting for [Mulan runs away seeing the terfold]
[artistry se where the images are drawn like painted people. Ling is seen looking at a woman and then kissing her]I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars
Yao [lifting and l a woman over his head then opening his chest to shoing wound that we see the woman through]:My girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars
-Po [-Po and a woman circle around then land on the edge of a large bowl of rice as a cow, pig and chi fall beside them]:I couldnt care less what shell wear or what she looks likeIt all depends on what she cooks like:Beef, pork, chi... [end painted people se, the last image fades into statues that the troops just passed]
All Three:Mmm...
Yao [looking at Mulan while crossing the river with swords over their heads. Mulan looks disgusted and hurries forward]:Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer
Ling [with armor full of water to make him look muscular]:And Ill bet the ladies love a man in armor [the water leaks out making Ling look like his normal self]
Army Chorus [Mushu whistles to ladies w in the rice field from out of the carriage holding ons. Cri-Kee looks shocked. Theladies look and giggle at Mulan who hides her face]:You guess what we have missed the most since we went off to warWhat do we want?A girl worth fighting for!
Yao [Mulan walks away from Yao and into -Po]:My girl will think I have no faults
-Po:That Im a major find
Mulan [Caught between Yao, Ling, and -Po who all look up dreamily waiting for her ideal woman. She is forced to speak (sing)]:[spoken] Uh, [singing] How about a girl whos got a brain, [Yao starts to look unimpressed]Who always speaks her mind? [Mulan shrugs her shoulders]
Ling, Yao and -Po [disdainfully, looking disappointed and disgusted]: Nah!
Ling [grabbing Mulans shoulder and leaning on her, she takes his hand off and shakes her head disapprovingly. Ling leans against thecarriage of ons]:My manly ways and turns of phrase are sure to thrill her
Yao [hitting Khan so that the carriage runs out from under Ling. Ling looks upset then falls in the mud]:He thinks hes such a lady-killer!
Chi Fu:Ive a girl bae whos unlike any other.
Yao [aside to Mulan]:Yeah, the only girl whod love him is his mother! [Mulan smiles]
Army Men [lining up log arms across each others shoulders with Mulan in the middle to her distent]:But when we e home in victory theyll line up at the door!
Ling [sitting on top of -Po]:What do we want?
Army Chorus:A girl worth fighting for!
Ling:Wish that I had
Army Chorus [Mulan breaks away and walks in the opposite dire of the army]:A girl worth fighting for!(whistle) [Mulan sees Ling, Yao, and -Po with snowballs about to pelt her so she turns around] A girl worth fighting--
[All have stunned looks on their faces]
[End Song]
[Cut to ruins of a burned out village. The soldiers walk through the singed gate and look around at the few planks that remain from thebuildings]
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